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Emily

Hey, My name is Old-y. I am older than George Washington. Talk about no dental hygiene! I am a male. I hate, yes, hate talking. Surprise, surprise. If you could tell, I am having a grumpy day. But don't worry. These kinds of days only happen everyday.
My head is an oval shape. I have feather'shaped eyes with a big, black, donut shaped pupil in each of the eyes. I have brown, bushy eyebrows above my eyes. They look like overly fat squirrels. I have an oval mouth at the bottom of my head that is wide open. At the bottom of my mouth, is a half circle, bright red tongue with a thin, black line right down the middle of it. I have no teeth. Yah' Don't miss 20 dentist appointments. The rest of my mouth is a black hole. My face is as crinkled up as a dry apple. I have a circular nose. At the bottom of my nose, are two large nose holes. My brown hair is (sadly) only found on the right, and let sides of my head. I have a bushy, brown mustache between my mouth and nose. My whole face is the shade of a light red. I have no neck. All I have is a chubby belly that is attached to my head. It is very, very wrinkly. I have what you humans call a 'belly button' in the middle of my belly. I have thin, black arms on the right and left sides of the top of my belly. One of my arms are holding a brown hook-shaped cane. My legs are white rectangles that bend into feet at the end. Connected to my belly, and at the top of my legs, are white and red polka-dot boxers. OK I'm done here. Bye.