Sergeant Bash Joseph What does not have a head, but has a mouth and a pair of eyes? Sergeant Bash that's who. His body looks like circles. hH's 50,000 thousand stories high. He cannot fly. His daily food chickens monkeys candy lions elephants and sometimes people. Com He does not often eat people-only if there is know other food around. He mustache is deadly-it has hypnotizing rays on the end of it, but there is another side of it he is also a sniveling coward.