Jeffrey Jetpack 

Nick

Did you know that alien monsters account for 98% of Mars' population? Well, it is true! Mars is haunted, too. The Center for the Destruction of Aliens and Unidentified Flying Objects (CDAUFO) has announced that these terrible creatures have flown down to live in your washing machine. Watch out! These creatures live off fabric softener and detergent. If for some reason you hear a banging noise in your washing machine, call 1-800-I-hear-a-banging-noise-in-my-washing-machine-and-I-am-calling-this-special-one eight-hundred-number-to-report-it to talk to a CDAUFO agent. These monsters have built in jet packs and bodies shaped like shirts and pants. The shirt is blue and pants are black. He has spikes on his shoulders and an oval-shaped head covered in spikes. He also has scissor hands with 2 spikes on each hand. His shoes look like alligators with fire coming out of the bottom. He has oval eyes and an oval mouth. There is a spike on each of his shoulders. The leader who I just described is named Jeffrey Jetpack.