Patriotic Man 

JosephR

Patriotic Man is an American flag. It has three yellow poles for legs; one at each end and one in the middle. The one in the middle goes in the middle behind the flag. At the top of each flag pole is a black eye. It also has three yellow toes at the end of the poles. The flag has black stars instead of white ones. It has a red mouth in the middle of the 6th line that looks like it's smiling. It has 5 triangle white teeth in the middle of the mouth.