Sponge Green Killer Melvin Let me introduce to you the coolest monster ever, his name is' Sponge-Green- Killer. His color is green because of his ten-year old age mate cousin, Sponge Bob. He has a very lumpy head, mustache, and a beard that looks like a tie. A matter a fact he actually has a bigger beard than Santa Clause. He is crying and his mouth is red with blood! Guess what, he doesn't were a shirt! Instead, he wears boxer shorts that say " I don't like SpongeBob". One arm is bigger than the other. This is because of Sponge Bob! He uses a crutch on his left arm because you know who pushed his leg up so much that a piece of his leg went in his body. His best friend is Bob. He is mean because of what his cousin did to his life. So when you go to sleep hide inside your blanket and don't come out to say hi!