Shmumbledum 

Dan

Have you ever heard of a shmumbledum? Nobody's ever seen one except
for me. There's only one in the world and he lives in my closet. I fyou
want to see what a shmumbledum looks like, follow my simple directions.
To start out with, the whole body is egg-shaped. One eye is round,
the other one is an oval. They look like targets with a dot in the middle
of each. Next, his teeth are sharp and every other one is red. After
that, he is wearing a baseball cap. The top of it is round and the rim is
in the back. The hat is green. Now, his arms stick up in the air. Then,
his arms and legs are short. His arms are green, so are his legs. But his
hands and feet are brown. He only has tree fingers and three toes. The
mouth is oval, his body is blue.
There you have it! That's what a shmumbledum looks like. If you
ever run into something that looks like this, you will know what it is.