Jobe Eric Jobe By: Eric Have you heard of Jobe? Jobe is a southern American cow monster. This strange creature lives in holes it makes with its bulbous head. Jobe will consume almost anything as long as it is not hair or monkeys because they can scare it. But this strange creature prefers to eat cheese and rocks although it will eat mostly anything. Jobe has been seen eating strange fruits. This obese monster has an orange rotund body with 10 eyes near the leg. Jobe has icy bluebird colored eyes. Its strange purple arms come out directly to the sides of Jobe's body. The arms have 1 black dot on each. Jobe has one brown leg with two brown feet on it. Jobe has one short blue neck that leads to the head. The head is a big yellow square with one circular blue eye. Jobe's nose is as pink as a pink pillow. But the mouth has ten black teeth with blue background. Jobe's ears are triangular, big, and yellow. This friendly creature loves to doze at the bottom of its hole in the ground. But if this monster sees another creature it will run because it doesn't like to scare anything. Most of the day Jobe will eat or sleep in his small dirty hole. Since it is so bulbous it can hardly fit in the hole though. There are not many of these monsters left. Please try and protect these big friendly critters.