Afro Joe Rob AFRO JOE Do you wonder what is in your hair? AFRO JOE lives on your scalp. He eats strings of hair. He has two orange picks in his Afro. His Afro is 100 feet tall. AFRO JOE has a black Afro. He has too green eyes, and arms. He has two pink legs. He has two green eyes, and a nose. He dies when there are no strings of hair left.