Gnirats 

Kane R. 

This wide-eyed creature enjoys tormenting children while wearing their clothing. He makes sure children of all ages have rude manners, that they are always impolite at the dinner table, worst of all, this creature makes kids get into trouble at school! This monster is called Gnirats!
This staring creature lives in the worst possible places you'd know about. He mainly lives in pockets of jeans pants, and inside ears of people, too.
This hideous monster especially loves to eat candy wrappers. He also enjoys old toys, squirrels, led (from a pencil), and ear wax.
This monster's behavior is not bad or good, it's just strange. This monster likes to stare rudely, he likes drinking coffee to keep his eyes open, and he likes to keep tired people awake.
This unknown species has a few main enemies: one of them is sleep; another is late night moods; the last one is soothing music.
This is how you draw the Gnirates. First you draw a purple oval, egg-like body. Next, at the top, draw a stem with an eyeball at the top of it. Right below the stem and eyeball is another big, round eyeball. Below the big, round eyeball is a small, pear-shaped, blue nose. Below the blue nose is a trapezoid shaped mouth with one tooth on each side of the mouth, one tooth on the upper lip, and one tooth on the lower lip. The inside of the mouth is orange. The mouth has a red tongue with green slime dripping from it, hanging out of the mouth. 
Right below the tongue is a gray belt with a golden circle in the middle of it. At the bottom of this monster are two black duck-like feet (web footed). At the side of this terrifying monster are two small brown wings that aren't strong enough to help this monster fly. On the bottom of the right side of this monster is one green, squiggly arm that points upward. On the left side toward the top of this monster is another green, squiggly arm that points upward.
I hope this explains how to draw my monster, and why you should avoid any G