As Big As 

Joe and Josh 

The monster has long sharp teeth. Hair that goes to the ground and hands as big as a
Gorillas. His head is as big as a planet. His neck is as big as a classroom. His body
Is as big as Church. He has two heads, and his body is green. His hair is green, and 
he has fake chest hair. His under hair goes all the way to the ground, And his hair on his head is the biggest rainforest in the whole world. His eyes are as big as Pluto.