Unon 

Ian 

Unon is a strange monster. He floats around consuming light switches. Usually, he lives in the storage room of bookstores. Otherwise, they're just nuisances. He has few enemies. They are Unoff (the opposite of Unon) and Roboto. Most of the time, he is silent, intelligent, and strange. Occasionally, he'll start playing the piano in a tone that makes you think of a gleaming and shimmering light. When you try to call him at 500-8891, you'll call a malicious answering machine that spits 'you have reached Unon. He will be here in a moment. Now get out of my face! He eats by using suction to bring food to his floating perch, where he dissolves the food to eat. If you see him somewhere, he will most likely be hanging out with one of these monsters: Leafy, Dr. 54114, Dr. Sub-zero, Leter, and Surfin' Birdie. If he had to bet on a number, he would bet on 9114, because it is his lucky number. When he is out in the in the cherry fields, he will go into an eating frenzy! Whenever he enters ruins with odd symbols on the dusty walls, he will attack the peculiar signs because he knows they are his mortal enemy, Unown! If you want to see him, you'll have to draw him yourself, because I don't have a photo! 

Drawing instructions
Note: read four sentences first before drawing! START DRAWING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!

First, draw an equilateral triangle with 3-inch long sides. If it gets too hard, use two rulers to line the lines up completely. The point of the triangle should point up. Then, about 1/2 of an inch inside of the triangle you just drew, (the body) draw a large triangle where the sides are 1/2 of an inch away from the outside lines of the body. Keep doing this until you have 3 triangles in the body. The triangles are the same shape only smaller. Then, draw a vertical line about 1/2 an inch down the top point of the largest triangle (I mean that you draw a vertical line on both sides of the triangle). The lines should be about 1 inch tall. Draw the sa