You are lying in your bed in the middle of the afternoon, thinking about ways you could potentially die violently. You haven't eaten all day and are starving.

I would like to get up and eat but i would probably be too lazy and then maybe masturbate

You begin to masturbate… but thoughts of getting your arms cut off by an unknown man keep entering your head and lower your ability to get off.

i would probably think that what would overcome this problem? if i were a stronger unknown man would had no worries of getting his arms cut off because he was stronger and then how sexy that would be-- being a strong man???

you succeed, thinking about your arms instead being pressed down by a strong young man, who although has thoughts of cutting your arms off, is also very sexy. You have an orgasm. You are now starving but there is no food in your apartment…

so then i probably would want to grab my spear, pack up my arrows and hunt for supper but i would yell for someone to start a fire while i was out so i could eat sooner

you walk into your living room and pick up your spear. You look in your quiver but are currently out of arrows. The spear will have to do. You yell for someone to start a fire, but nobody hears you because you live alone and have no neighbors. You walk into the forest and begin to search for animals. An elephant is walking behind a large group of trees. Monkeys are in the trees. This is a weird section of New Haven…

I would think that why the fuck am i not a vegetarian!!!! its so much more convenient because you don't have to spend time killing your food, but i would hope to see some fat bird to eat.  

You see a large, fat bird, standing on the head of the elephant.

i think that instead of killing it maybe i could pull some james bond move and instead leap on the bird and somewhere to a special place…

You run as fast as you can towards the elephant. The monkeys are howling in the trees and the get excited! You thrust your spear into the soil and fling your body on top of the elephant. The elephant begins to get scared and starts throwing it's body around and stamping on the ground shaking the leaves off the trees. The bird turns it's head and stares at you, in a hypnotizing way… wondering what you will do.

i would like to make the special trill in my voice so that i hypnotize the bird back (and i learned that this was how you did it--- because I have been studying these birds for some time now-- but nobody new till now) and then if it worked correctly i would grab the birds neck and straddle it

you attempt to hypnotize the bird, but while you are looking into it's eyes and making the sound, you actually realize (knowing so much about birds and the hypnotization of them) that this bird is a slightly different species because you notice it has purple feathers instead of red feathers under it's belly… therefore your hypnotization fails, and the bird uses it's magic to ensnare your body with a tractor beam and hurl you into the sky, where you land on the wing of a huge flying beast.

i would have thought… oh wow! i always get lucky because i fucked up and this is still a much better option because the beast is more comfortable and more harrier and much funner to ride. and also felt a sexual attraction to this beast, he seemed to have a well tempered yet untamed vibe