You are peeing in the bathroom at the Brant foundation. The rest of your class is outside in the galleries taking a tour. You notice that there is no toilet paper on the roll…

I would like to look into my bag and find an old receipt…

You find several receipts in your bag. You take one out and it reads "The Complete Sculptor" on the top. It is pretty long.

I would like to take it and use it wipe my ass but some of the pee gets on my hand so I would like to find some old napkin…

You search for your bag but you can't find a napkin. You can hear the woman who is giving the tour say something about Matthew Barney and crystals outside. You are wishing you could have heard more clearly.

I would like to reach over and put my hand in the trash can.

You place your hand into the trash can and realize it was a mistake after a furry creature with crystals hidden in the trash can bites your finger slightly. You pull your hand out after grabbing a paper towel quickly, and hear the creature drooling and making small noises with it's voice. You wipe your blood on the receipt and some of the plaster on the receipt also gets on your hand.

i would like to pick up the creature and try talking to it 

You put your hands in the trash can and pull out the creature. Somehow the creature is calmed by your warm presence. "Heyyyy" you said. The creature has large eyes, and looks at you like it is about to speak… but seems like it is waiting for you to continue. 

i would like it to say: want to get ouutta here?

"Sure, fuck this…" he says in a voice that sounds exactly like Gustavo Gordillo's voice. The creature opens its mouth wide and regurgitates a rocket launcher and some toilet paper onto the bathroom floor.

i would like to take the toilet paper and head outside with him in my bag …..

You walk outside the bathroom and rejoin the group. You walk up to Constance. "Oh good you found toilet paper… I have to pee so bad." She grabs the roll of toilet paper from you and heads to the bathroom. You look up at an artificial pigeon.

i would like to walk out to the pop field

you go outside… but you can't see any pop field… although you do see the polo field and everybody's car parked outside of the building. "i know where the pop field is" says the creature.

i would like to get into a golden car and then i would like the creature to pull out a piece of glowing red meat i would like him to tell me where he comes from 

the creature can sense your thoughts… "There is no golden car here, and no glowing red meat, but I grew up in Chicago. Would you like to see?"

i would like to head out and take a train to a soap factory 

"Hmm" says the creature. "Why don't we just teleport to a soap factory?"

i would like to teleport very much i would also like to get a chunk of glowing red meat inside a golden car

"I told you there was no fucking golden meat, and there is no golden car you fuckin' bitch. Now step down! You are gonna die!" The creature starts to shake violently in your bag.

i would like to throw the creature out the window and have constance drive over it 

You can't find a window anywhere… You scream for Constance and she runs out. She watches as the creature devours you, ingests you, and gallops into the middle of the polo field. You are dead.