Finally, I sampled beef shawerma, a staple of Mediterranean cuisine. The lamb was a tough act to follow, but these cuts of beef were a little fattier and juicier. I wondered if there were any steakhouses that try their hand at a shawerma filet; if there are, I’d definitely give it a try, especially if said imaginary steakhouse served it with a baked potato flavored like Café Medi’s rice.

As a partner in Fielder's Choice, Inc. and the owner of the Dems, I felt that it would be good PR for my imaginary steakhouse to have Fielder on my imaginary ballclub.