k:Generic Ketchup
p:Pinapple Juice Can

p What do I know?
k What do I know…

p …
k …
p …
k (With label torn off.) 

p Why did you do that?
k … it was uncomfortable.

k …
p Now it feels better?

k Mhm.

p I look like an idiot now.
k …

p I'm essentially an idiot.
k … 

p …
k (With cap flipped open.)

p Why did you do that?
k Needed some air man.

p (With label torn off.)
p Guess what's inside me…

k Pineapples.
p How can you be sure this isn't a trick?
k I'm sure.
p (Picture of a monkey on the front of the can.)

k Don't be difficult.
k I need my walk. Im going for my walk now.

p … (Long pause insinuates Ketchup is on a walk. Perhaps the sound of someone leaving and a door closing.)
k (Door opening sound?) …

p … Did you have a nice walk?
k …

end