Porky Pork Chop 

Tristan

Porky Pork Chop is a Cyclops who has a mixed up personality. He lives in your closet, and punches you when you're sleeping. He gets mad when you're sleeping because you don't play a game with him. When your awake he follows you around asking to play patty cake with you. If you ignore him he throws pork chops at your head at a speed of 40 miles per hour. He likes to eat uranium, goats, diamonds, and he tries to eat crayons a lot. His friends are Mr. Dragonwing , and a giant red gummy bear.

His face is babyish and has a rotting tooth, has no ears, no nose. His bod is brown. (Same with legs) and his hands are small with one finger and he is fat and tall.