Mike the Cold Ice Cream Man Nick Z. Mike the Cold Ice Cream man is not cool because he hates people. He loves to give people ice cream that makes people freeze to death. The worst thing he does is put people's temperature down to zero degrees. The most obnoxious thing he does is disturbing people's sleep. Mike the Cold Ice Cream Man looks like an evil ice cream man. He has a triangle body and he has a chainsaw. He looks delicious. Mike the Cold Ice Cream Man has multi-colored sprinkles and a hat. His colors are rainbow-colored. His arms and legs are fat and pointy with 3 fingers and 3 toes. There are red and black claws on the fingers and toes.