Elbitsubmoc 

Jon S. 

THE ELBITSUBMOC
BY, 
JON STOKESBARY


Have you ever heard of the dreaded Elbitsubmoc? Well if you have not than read this.
This little devil lives anywhere in computers and is probably the cause if your computer freezes-up. It has been known to make printing errors and even inter-net problems of all kinds. 
The standard diet consists of saved data, games or programs and electricity strait from the power source.
The Elbitsubmoc's body is grayish-black and is a vertical egg shape with glaring half circle eyes half on and half off the body. The flat side of the eyes is on top and placed diagonally. The eyes are sky blue with red pupils on the top in the middle. The mouth is red with yellow fangs and to small teeth in the middle on the top. The fangs point down. The shape of the mouth is not unlike a pill capsule on its side. It is placed slightly below the middle of the body. The arms are like black sticks with three fingered claws and three greenish-mint colored scythe-like thing-a-ma-jigs which are connected to the bottom of the arms. The arms are connected to the bottom corners of the body. The wings are black and bat-like. They are by the eyes. They look a bit like holly leaves and stick up like rabbit ears. There are four points in all. In between the wings is a big red ball with electricity going all over inside it. Outside are eight short yellow (like the electricity) lightning bolts. In front of each claw is a small and very similar energy ball, but with only three bolts of lightning. Around the Elbitsubmoc is a slightly ugly green colored gas, which completely covers the Elbitsubmoc. 
They are related to the dreaded retsubmoc and are known to spontaneously combust!