Joe Ryan My monster isn't a monster! He is my imaginary friend Joe Falone. He is a person that is drawn all with dotted lines and he has a small head and broad shoulders. He has two legs, arms, eyes, and hands (of course). He is wearing clothes (I would hope so). He has a nose and a mouth. He was Tony Hawk's envy as a skateboarder before he became my imaginary friend. His favorite song is 'Clint Eastwood' by the Gorrilaz. I see him as a very tall person (compared to me). Have you ever met an all-time friendly monster? He lives with his family in Aphibulo. He is transparent. You can touch him only if you believe he's there. He feels like what you think he feels like! He smells fresh. If you let yourself here him he talks very silently. He is usually relaxed. He can skate better than Tony Hawk. He is the grooved shape of a human.