Elbirroh Rodo 

Nishu 

The monster that I will be talking about it Elbirroh Rodo. He lives in anything that has an awful stench. He affects you usually after you play sports or something that makes you sweat, or anything that makes your odor to go very, very horrible. Sweat is his cuisine food, and he sticks to you until his worst foe appears. The foe is the only antidote, which is water, soap and maybe even some shampoo. Use this antidote wisely; your reputation as a kid is at stake if you don't use this antidote!!!!!! Twinkle, who is one of his latest victims, has been contaminated, and Elbirroh Rodo has mutated into trillions of clones and covered Twinkle with this terrible disease. 

Elbirroh Rodo works twenty-four hours a day and seven days a week, and that is why his eye is always bloodshot. Just to tell you, if he gets you, he will mutate into trillions of clones to cover your whole body. His friends are Ebuc, Amazadi, Rolly, Crumpet, Blob, Slebero, Lightspeed and PoPo.

He is microscopic in size. Here is his description from a microscope's point of view. His body is pear-shaped, right side up in a lime green color. Just above the center of his body is his gigantic or you might even say, humungous round eye. He has a dark purple pupil, a light pink iris, and his sclera is bloodshot. The body has protruding legs that point straight down. At the end of each leg is a paw with three toes. The toenails are very small with a bright orange color. Sticking out of the pear shape body are two thin, long sky blue arms. They are a little higher than the middle of the body. They glide down halfway, then they glide upward to meet the dog paw-shaped hands. The hands are the same as the feet except the paw is sky blue with bright orange fingernails that take up one quarter of the finger on the paw-shaped hand. His mouth is crescent shaped where the curve is located at the top. The wide, top jaw has eight grey square teeth. There are no teeth on the bottom jaw. The back of his mouth is a tan color. Sticking out of his mouth is a maroon tongue with a pointed tip. Lime green slime is dripping from his tongue. When the chemicals of the slime mix together, it becomes puke green. That is what the puddle of slime will look like under the tongue. Then if he gets on to you and stays for quite a bit of time, the slime from his mouth will have been dripping long enough for a puddle to form. If the puddle gets on you, this is how you get this terrible disease. If you look close enough on this microscope you will see tiny, tan-coloured, isosceles triangular-shaped ears that are located right above the bloodshot eye. The wide pitch-black wings start halfway up the body gliding three quarters of the way. Then the wings go jagged all the way to the bottom of his body. That is the basic description under the microscope. 

This monster, Elbirroh Rodo, could be on you right now. You just have to be careful. He could get you anytime, anywhere. Just remember what the antidote is, and you'll be safe. His hobbies include collecting dirty socks, underwear or anything that no one would want because of the awful stench brewing around it or in it. This is all I can tell you from all the information I have been collecting for fifty years on this horrible monster called Elbirroh Rodo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!