Ytidiputs (ya-tid-i-puts) 

Jared M. 

I want to tell you about astrange and peculiar monster named ytidiputs. This strange creature may even live in your house. This monster live-in 120-volt sockets.
The Ytidiputs worst enemy is the sun because he gets s turned off 
Now for ytidiputs behavior, he is very hot tempered and throws sparks at you when he is mad like when you turn him on and off fast 
Now for Ytidiputs description. Ytidiputs is a large yellow light bulb with a Grey metal bottom. Sticking up from the bottom are two wires inside that turn upward at an angle they are about 3 inches long. Connecting both wires there is an orange curly wire. Where the curly wire connects there are blue eyes with white centers. Below the curly wire there is tipped over bowling pin shaped green mouth. At the top of the mouth there are 8 square orange teeth. In the lower left corner there is a huge boot shaped red tounge. Next to the tongue there are 6 square orange teeth. At the top of the light bulb there's a small orange baseball cap. Sticking out of the sides of the light bulb there are green arms that go out about ' inch and down 1and-' inches. At the end of the arms there are three green fingers. At the bottom there are two legs about ' inch wide and 2 inches long the leg on the left is black with three orange toes on the right leg it is green with 3 orange toes. 
To know if this monster is in your house check your electric bill it will go up fast if he is.