Fat Guy By Arya Fat Guy has no friends. He can't read and he is 13 years old. He loves to eat dirt and eat spiders. His right eye can't see and he can look through walls. 1. He has a round head and he has a tiny neck with a huge body. 2. He has two eyes. His right eye is big and his left eye is tiny and he has glasses. 3. Make him mad. He has a big frown. 4. He has a big right ear. 5. He is cross-eyed. 6. He has lots of hair up to his knees and and in the middle of his head. His hair is spiked up. 7. He has a big left hand, pointing down with four fingers, and a right hand pointing up with a pizza in his right hand. The pizza looks like a basketball. 8. On his shirt his name is typed on it with capital letters and underlined. 9. He only has one leg, straight down the middle with five toes and no shoes.