Marilyn Hour 6/7 Hour 6 Monster Our monster is fairly tall, approximately 5' 10", but has short legs in proportion to the rest of her body. Her hair is medium length, dirty blonde, and looks like it is made of worms. She has a round green face, two pointed, elf-like ears, and a perfectly round purple nose. Her mouth is twisted into a painful grimace, and you can see drool dripping from between rows of pointed, yellow teeth. Her eyes are red, with one eye twice the size of the other. Her arms and body are green with horrible warts all over them. For some reason, thorns burst free from her skin at regular 4" intervals. When this happens, blood drips from them in a steady stream to the ground. Her body is tan; her legs are orange. She has a playful and carefree fashion sense. Her outfits are coordinated, and she prefers bright colors and silky fabrics. Her favorite outfit consists of a pair of bright, yellow boxer shorts with pink flowers and a matching pink tube top with spaghetti straps. On her feet are brown sandals. Her legs are badly in need of a shave. Long blonde hair covers them, barely hiding her varicose veins and dripping, open sores. She is in desperate need of a pedicure, also, because her yellowing toenails are about two inches long. In each of her right and left arms, she carries an axe. What looks like blood is dripping from the sharpened ends. In her middle hand, the one on the arm that comes from the center of her chest, she carries a boom box (personal stereo player). 'I wish I could find a boyfriend,' she thinks. 'I've used my special culinary talents to create a lovely dinner of freshly butchered chicken, baked with new potatoes, green beans, and French bread. Now I'm just waiting for that special someone to join me.' Unfortunately, most people judge us on our appearance, and the sad fact is that people think she's scary-looking. They often believe that she will cut them with her axe. All she really wants,